Coaching Thread

His parents are cops. I'll be staying on his good side.

Went 0-10 last year, bro.

Got too many of 'em.

Apparently, Wednesday night, the kids left 4-5 water bottles, some cleats, and a pair of gloves lying around the locker room overnight.

The principal calls the locker room "a covid incubation center" and makes us cancel our practice today as punishment.

Head coach had to miss practice yesterday due to a court thing with his ex who is toxic af.

First of four games is two weeks away. We will play every game on the road as our field is unplayable due to sink holes.

This is not fine.

I don't much, child custody antics, lots and lots of phone yelling

Get this.....mf'er was a science teacher and throws the word around all the time.

He follows me on twitter so I like to occasionally post shit about some of the SCIENCE he talks is bullshit. Today's Iowa tweet is an example.

High school football season is here in Virginia

Our yellow-bellied school board has restricted us to only playing within our city where there are three high schools.

We will play each team twice, once home, once away. The two teams with the best record will play the fifth game for the city championship. It's dumb but good to be on the field with the guys.

Coming off our horrific 0-10 season, we are predicted to be the worst of the three teams.

Tonight, we play the Bulldogs and debut our blue-on-blue jerseys.

They are fire



Last season, the Bulldogs beat us 36-6.

Our Offense

We'll be heading by a freshman QB who is the future face of the program. He's undersized but he's quite athletic and has that "it" factor. We will protect him this spring by relying on the run game and our quick screen passing attack, though we do have to take a shot or two each quarter to keep them honest.

The offensive line is young but all of them played varsity last year and they are a hard-working group. We should be able to grind the ball behind them.

We are not overly-talented at the skill positions, but all of our guys are adequate. It will be my job to spread the ball around and to make sure that we get them in open spaces. I have confidence in all five receivers and two running backs and the game plan appears solid.

Our defense is not good outside of one defensive end and one linebacker and we will be hurt a ton by lack of depth. The offense will need to control the clock to help them out.

The Bulldogs had the same academic issues as we had during the pandemic, so it seems like they are going to be hurting for depth as well. We threw two picks in last year's game and we cannot do that again.

Their head coach and works as their DC. We faced each other once as OC/DC and I battered him 49-10 with superior talent.

I would say we are probably two-touchdown dogs tonight.

I'm not sure that our kids play hard enough yet, but we'll find out tonight.