The other night, my wife said to me "Want to know how I know we have a middle schooler in the house? Go look in their shower"
My response was "I really don't need to know that my 12 year old is bringing a lotion bottle into the shower or something, or finding out there are pubes on the wall."
The other night, my wife said to me "Want to know how I know we have a middle schooler in the house? Go look in their shower"
My response was "I really don't need to know that my 12 year old is bringing a lotion bottle into the shower or something, or finding out there are pubes on the wall."
Post by PhillyJim76 on May 29, 2024 21:24:15 GMT -5
Wanted to sketch this out here
Sat jun 1 - her weekend Sat jun 8 - my weekend Sat jun 15 - her weekend Sat jun 22 - her weekend (NH wedding) Sat jun 29 - my weekend (but could be the start of her vacation) Sat Jul 6 - her weekend Sat jul 13 - my weekend (start of my vacation) Sat jul 20 - her weekend Sat jul 27 - my weekend Sat Aug 3 - her weekend Sat Aug 10 - my weekend Sat Aug 17 - her weekend (balls prob our football draft) Sat Aug 24 - my weekend Sat Aug 31 - her weekend / Labor Day weekend
Sat jun 1 - her weekend Sat jun 8 - my weekend Sat jun 15 - her weekend Sat jun 22 - her weekend (NH wedding) Sat jun 29 - my weekend (but could be the start of her vacation) Sat Jul 6 - her weekend Sat jul 13 - my weekend (start of my vacation) Sat jul 20 - her weekend Sat jul 27 - my weekend Sat Aug 3 - her weekend Sat Aug 10 - my weekend Sat Aug 17 - her weekend (balls prob our football draft) Sat Aug 24 - my weekend Sat Aug 31 - her weekend / Labor Day weekend
Sat jun 1 - her weekend Sat jun 8 - my weekend Sat jun 15 - her weekend Sat jun 22 - her weekend (NH wedding) Sat jun 29 - my weekend (but could be the start of her vacation) Sat Jul 6 - her weekend Sat jul 13 - my weekend (start of my vacation) Sat jul 20 - her weekend Sat jul 27 - my weekend Sat Aug 3 - her weekend Sat Aug 10 - my weekend Sat Aug 17 - her weekend (balls prob our football draft) Sat Aug 24 - my weekend Sat Aug 31 - her weekend / Labor Day weekend
Wolfette was chatting yesterday with the wife of SOTSG-famous Jared. They have 3 kids - a 14 year old boy and 11 and 7 year old girls. If they’re home alone with the 14 year old in charge, no one is allowed to eat anything because they might choke. Also if he’s home by himself, he’s not allowed to shower because they’re worried he may pass out or slip and hit his head and no one will be there to call 911.
Im all for keeping your kids safe, but this is absolutely insane behavior to me.
Wolfette was chatting yesterday with the wife of SOTSG-famous Jared. They have 3 kids - a 14 year old boy and 11 and 7 year old girls. If they’re home alone with the 14 year old in charge, no one is allowed to eat anything because they might choke. Also if he’s home by himself, he’s not allowed to shower because they’re worried he may pass out or slip and hit his head and no one will be there to call 911.
Im all for keeping your kids safe, but this is absolutely insane behavior to me.
ehhhhhhh I’m on the side of team Jared here. I wouldn’t want a 7 year old eating anything without adults around and the 14 year old shower thing might be too old but I def would tell my kids when they were 11/12 years old just wait until someone gets home.
Wolfette was chatting yesterday with the wife of SOTSG-famous Jared. They have 3 kids - a 14 year old boy and 11 and 7 year old girls. If they’re home alone with the 14 year old in charge, no one is allowed to eat anything because they might choke. Also if he’s home by himself, he’s not allowed to shower because they’re worried he may pass out or slip and hit his head and no one will be there to call 911.
Im all for keeping your kids safe, but this is absolutely insane behavior to me.
ehhhhhhh I’m on the side of team Jared here. I wouldn’t want a 7 year old eating anything without adults around and the 14 year old shower thing might be too old but I def would tell my kids when they were 11/12 years old just wait until someone gets home.
Liar. I bet that you would tell them "Do whatever, I'm going down shore to get a hoagie and chase butt in my hat."
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? - Joy Behar
My daughter wanted cereal for breakfast this morning, so after reading off the entirely too long list of available options to her, we had this conversation:
P3: What's Rice Krispies, again?
Me: You know what a Rice Krispie Treat is, right? It's the little pieces of cereal that those are made of. But without the marshmallow that sticks it together.
P3: Well, can we put marshmallows in it?
Me: No, I'm not puttimg marshmallows in your cereal.
My daughter wanted cereal for breakfast this morning, so after reading off the entirely too long list of available options to her, we had this conversation:
P3: What's Rice Krispies, again?
Me: You know what a Rice Krispie Treat is, right? It's the little pieces of cereal that those are made of. But without the marshmallow that sticks it together.
P3: Well, can we put marshmallows in it?
Me: No, I'm not puttimg marshmallows in your cereal.
P3: OK, I'll have Lucky Charms.
Well-played, young lady. Well-played, indeed.
you didn't put those marshmallows in, a leprechaun did!
My daughter wanted cereal for breakfast this morning, so after reading off the entirely too long list of available options to her, we had this conversation:
P3: What's Rice Krispies, again?
Me: You know what a Rice Krispie Treat is, right? It's the little pieces of cereal that those are made of. But without the marshmallow that sticks it together.
P3: Well, can we put marshmallows in it?
Me: No, I'm not puttimg marshmallows in your cereal.
P3: OK, I'll have Lucky Charms.
Well-played, young lady. Well-played, indeed.
you didn't put those marshmallows in, a leprechaun did!
Checks out.
She changed her mind and had Cinnamon Toast Crunch. But twas a fun conversation nonetheless.
