The Boston Red Sox

I guess that I should expect Boston to hype "good players" as "legends". Like in the SEC, things are just more important there

Manny is a "legend" not only because of his hitting prowess, but his antics: 

Cutting off a throw from another outfielder.

Going inside of The Wall to take a piss during a game.

Selling his grill on eBay  etc etc etc.

Holy shit, that dumb MF'er could hit, though.

*Jerry Remy (#64 on the list) is a Sox legend too, and he sucked at baseball.

I liked when Manny asked if his favorite clubhouse employee in Cleveland could be traded to the Red Sox.  

He also had a bunch of uncashed paychecks in his car in Cleveland.  

I never saw a guy hit more 2 strike HRs than Manny.    A bunch on 0-2.  

Some might call these stories.......legendary?

I attempted no such thing because it didn’t require an explanation. You already knew everything Prez said. 

So far the Red Sox have been very Danny Ainge-ish about this offseason. They seem to have strong interest in almost all the major free agents, but ultimately won't do much, which makes sense given they traded the best player in baseball to gain some financial breathing room.