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Jan 25, 2021 12:44:43 GMT -5 SouthernYokel said:

Jan 25, 2021 12:01:59 GMT -5 UEM said:

I like the stories of him telling guys in the dugout to be aware that a foul ball is coming their way in three pitches and being right.

My favorite thing about his style is the way that he went after guys when it was 0-2. Fuck that "waste a pitch" mentality.

he told the one about how he called a game for Bruce Chen from the dugout, he threw 8 innings and gave up 1 run. that one gets better with age too because at the time Chen was supposed to be a star prospect and in retrospect he was below replacement level.

When they played together on the Cubs, Mark Grace once noticed Maddux walking around the pitching mound in a very strained, uncomfortable manner. Fearing his teammate was hurt, Grace approached the mound, only to find Maddux in an state of obvious physical excitement, the kind normally reserved for passionate endeavors.

“Man, you really do love to pitch,” Grace marveled.

dong Sandy Legend Actually at the Bar Posts: 6,661 Staff Member	PMT Jan 26, 2021 12:11:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dong on Jan 26, 2021 12:11:00 GMT -5 I hope Canseco demolishes Billy.

SouthernYokel Members Hank the Hangover Turtle Posts: 1,315	PMT Jan 26, 2021 13:38:23 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SouthernYokel on Jan 26, 2021 13:38:23 GMT -5 Jan 26, 2021 12:11:00 GMT -5 dong said: I hope Canseco demolishes Billy. I'm rooting for Billy. But the KO memes if(when) he does get beat up will be funny.

SouthernYokel Members Hank the Hangover Turtle Posts: 1,315	PMT Jan 28, 2021 7:45:35 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SouthernYokel on Jan 28, 2021 7:45:35 GMT -5 They were discussing the gamestop stuff and big cat said that reddit had sonned the hedge funds. PMT comes here

TheWolf Administrator Hand Holder Posts: 13,580 Staff Member	PMT Feb 2, 2021 15:00:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheWolf on Feb 2, 2021 15:00:26 GMT -5 If the Keegan Michael Key interview had been 87 hours long, I would still be asking for more of him.

UEM Administrator Seeker Of Help Posts: 5,431 Staff Member	PMT Feb 2, 2021 15:02:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by UEM on Feb 2, 2021 15:02:20 GMT -5 Feb 2, 2021 15:00:26 GMT -5 TheWolf said: If the Keegan Michael Key interview had been 87 hours long, I would still be asking for more of him. Almost verbatim what your mom said about his last night
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Cousin Sal on PMT was really fucking weird. Like he kind of went into some of his bits and Big Cat & PFT didn't sell them at all. Big Cat seemed to genuinely like him though. I enjoyed them busting out "What's the Spread?" (I don't think Sal thought it was funny at all). The best part, however was:

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Big Cat asking him why he hadn't been tweeting his support for the Ringer Union fucking killed me.

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Feb 4, 2021 12:13:04 GMT -5 dong said:

Cousin Sal on PMT was really fucking weird. Like he kind of went into some of his bits and Big Cat & PFT didn't sell them at all. Big Cat seemed to genuinely like him though. I enjoyed them busting out "What's the Spread?" (I don't think Sal thought it was funny at all). The best part, however was:

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Big Cat asking him why he hadn't been tweeting his support for the Ringer Union fucking killed me.

Yeah for as much as he's supposed to be a big ballbuster he did not seem to enjoy having his balls busted.

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Feb 4, 2021 15:42:43 GMT -5 SouthernYokel said:

Feb 4, 2021 12:13:04 GMT -5 dong said:

Cousin Sal on PMT was really fucking weird. Like he kind of went into some of his bits and Big Cat & PFT didn't sell them at all. Big Cat seemed to genuinely like him though. I enjoyed them busting out "What's the Spread?" (I don't think Sal thought it was funny at all). The best part, however was:

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Big Cat asking him why he hadn't been tweeting his support for the Ringer Union fucking killed me.

Yeah for as much as he's supposed to be a big ballbuster he did not seem to enjoy having his balls busted.

"COUSIN SAL SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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SouthernYokel Members Hank the Hangover Turtle Posts: 1,315	PMT Feb 6, 2021 8:30:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SouthernYokel on Feb 6, 2021 8:30:40 GMT -5 Can't believe "jose throws the fight" wasn't obvious in retrospect. I enjoyed the whole thing immensely though.

TheWolf Administrator Hand Holder Posts: 13,580 Staff Member	PMT Feb 6, 2021 8:46:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheWolf on Feb 6, 2021 8:46:01 GMT -5 Feb 6, 2021 8:30:40 GMT -5 SouthernYokel said: Can't believe "jose throws the fight" wasn't obvious in retrospect. I enjoyed the whole thing immensely though. Was this like an “everybody’s in on it” thing? Or did Canseco just bitch out?

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Feb 6, 2021 8:46:01 GMT -5 TheWolf said:

Feb 6, 2021 8:30:40 GMT -5 SouthernYokel said:

Can't believe "jose throws the fight" wasn't obvious in retrospect. I enjoyed the whole thing immensely though.

Was this like an “everybody’s in on it” thing? Or did Canseco just bitch out?

Idk. To me it looked like Jose did it on his own. Since the rumor is he's broke and barstool paid him a big appearance fee...my guess is he tried to pump his odds prefight and then told his creditors to bet on Billy.

Billy did berserker him as soon as the fight started though, and Jose might just be an idiot who would accept a fight with a torn rotator cuff just for the fee. Anyway, all Jose either way, I don't think portnoy is dumb enough to fuck his company up on a bottom-tier "boxing" match-fixing scandal.

UEM Administrator Seeker Of Help Posts: 5,431 Staff Member	PMT Feb 6, 2021 12:38:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by UEM on Feb 6, 2021 12:38:50 GMT -5 Portnoy is claiming that he only paid him half up front, so he may have gotten out a bit cheap
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SouthernYokel Members Hank the Hangover Turtle Posts: 1,315	PMT Feb 6, 2021 12:41:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SouthernYokel on Feb 6, 2021 12:41:38 GMT -5 Feb 6, 2021 12:38:50 GMT -5 UEM said: Portnoy is claiming that he only paid him half up front, so he may have gotten out a bit cheap Apparently they had a ppv buy deal and they crushed it and Jose got a mil for that.

dong Sandy Legend Actually at the Bar Posts: 6,661 Staff Member	PMT Feb 10, 2021 13:47:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dong on Feb 10, 2021 13:47:17 GMT -5 RIP Big Cat.

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