Just peeped this Superbad podcast. Why does Simmons always say shit like the first 32 minutes of this movie are great. Just say the first half hour. At another point he gave his top 7 comedies of the 2000s. DO a top 5 or a top 10. Why give us a top 7. I know he always does stuff like this, but it really grinded my gears this morning.
It was also weird all three of those guys thought fake IDs and high school kids trying to buy beer wasn't a thing anymore until the younger producer was like yeah, no that's still a thing. I just assume that will always be a thing.
porno gil alert, this is not about the rewatchables in the least: i got in trouble in college for making fake ids in my dorm. i used a template of the Indiana license (it had the least amount of color/design on it) and printed on high quality photo paper. Then i glued them to grocery store frequent shopper cards. I had sold enough of them (at $20 a piece) that i was starting to have to think up ways to get more cardstock...was coming up with an excuse to get into a hotel's room key stash, and then someone narc'd on me and the college police squad made me come down to their office. They were like "this is a federal offense, you are in very big trouble" - waving a little bag of my IDs at me. I was very nervous but then pointed out that they were extremely amateur and showed the Bi-Lo logo on the back of one of the cards. Eventually they just told me to knock it off and let me go.
Also i think i got 4-5 of them taken from me from various bouncers around town...they were really terrible IDs that anyone interested in actually stopping an 18 year old from drinking would immediately notice.
Just peeped this Superbad podcast. Why does Simmons always say shit like the first 32 minutes of this movie are great. Just say the first half hour. At another point he gave his top 7 comedies of the 2000s. DO a top 5 or a top 10. Why give us a top 7. I know he always does stuff like this, but it really grinded my gears this morning.
It was also weird all three of those guys thought fake IDs and high school kids trying to buy beer wasn't a thing anymore until the younger producer was like yeah, no that's still a thing. I just assume that will always be a thing.
porno gil alert, this is not about the rewatchables in the least: i got in trouble in college for making fake ids in my dorm. i used a template of the Indiana license (it had the least amount of color/design on it) and printed on high quality photo paper. Then i glued them to grocery store frequent shopper cards. I had sold enough of them (at $20 a piece) that i was starting to have to think up ways to get more cardstock...was coming up with an excuse to get into a hotel's room key stash, and then someone narc'd on me and the college police squad made me come down to their office. They were like "this is a federal offense, you are in very big trouble" - waving a little bag of my IDs at me. I was very nervous but then pointed out that they were extremely amateur and showed the Bi-Lo logo on the back of one of the cards. Eventually they just told me to knock it off and let me go.
Also i think i got 4-5 of them taken from me from various bouncers around town...they were really terrible IDs that anyone interested in actually stopping an 18 year old from drinking would immediately notice.
That is great. Someone in my dorm was charged with a crime for the same thing freshman year.
I never had a fake ID. I just pulled back the laminate on my Ohio Driver's license and used an eraser to change the dot matrix 1969 to 1967. Worked 75% of the time, and almost was taken from me when I was in the Flats in Cleveland.
porno gil alert, this is not about the rewatchables in the least: i got in trouble in college for making fake ids in my dorm. i used a template of the Indiana license (it had the least amount of color/design on it) and printed on high quality photo paper. Then i glued them to grocery store frequent shopper cards. I had sold enough of them (at $20 a piece) that i was starting to have to think up ways to get more cardstock...was coming up with an excuse to get into a hotel's room key stash, and then someone narc'd on me and the college police squad made me come down to their office. They were like "this is a federal offense, you are in very big trouble" - waving a little bag of my IDs at me. I was very nervous but then pointed out that they were extremely amateur and showed the Bi-Lo logo on the back of one of the cards. Eventually they just told me to knock it off and let me go.
Also i think i got 4-5 of them taken from me from various bouncers around town...they were really terrible IDs that anyone interested in actually stopping an 18 year old from drinking would immediately notice.
That is great. Someone in my dorm was charged with a crime for the same thing freshman year.
I never had a fake ID. I just pulled back the laminate on my Ohio Driver's license and used an eraser to change the dot matrix 1969 to 1967. Worked 75% of the time, and almost was taken from me when I was in the Flats in Cleveland.
That is great. Someone in my dorm was charged with a crime for the same thing freshman year.
I never had a fake ID. I just pulled back the laminate on my Ohio Driver's license and used an eraser to change the dot matrix 1969 to 1967. Worked 75% of the time, and almost was taken from me when I was in the Flats in Cleveland.
balls fake ID in college haunted him for decades
I seem to recall that his driver's license was suspended for that transgression. Classic bsmb.
That is great. Someone in my dorm was charged with a crime for the same thing freshman year.
I never had a fake ID. I just pulled back the laminate on my Ohio Driver's license and used an eraser to change the dot matrix 1969 to 1967. Worked 75% of the time, and almost was taken from me when I was in the Flats in Cleveland.
balls fake ID in college haunted him for decades
hah...did he put his real name on his fake id? i remember having to tell about half of the kids that asked me for one that they needed to not send me their real name/address for the ID.
I enjoyed that tale, Yoke. My buddy Jake was the only guy in our dorm with a halfway decent printer, and he started making NJ licenses for everyone because they didn’t have holograms and even the real ones looked fake. They worked in most stores/bars. We made quite a few counterfeit football tickets in the days before they used barcodes at the turnstiles too. We had fun.
Before the NJ racket started, my first fake was a real PA from a dude my roommate knew that was a couple years older than us and I was the one who looked the most like him. It didn’t work well in bars but I bought plenty of booze in shady packies with it.
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I enjoyed that tale, Yoke. My buddy Jake was the only guy in our dorm with a halfway decent printer, and he started making NJ licenses for everyone because they didn’t have holograms and even the real ones looked fake. They worked in most stores/bars. We made quite a few counterfeit football tickets in the days before they used barcodes at the turnstiles too. We had fun.
the key to mine was to not remove it from your wallet. if you had to do that, the thickness of it was too dumb to miss. it was probably 2x thicker than a normal card.
hah...did he put his real name on his fake id? i remember having to tell about half of the kids that asked me for one that they needed to not send me their real name/address for the ID.
no it's a crazy story and he should retell it himself
I think my face recognition came up in some routine run that they do? Idk but it got flagged as a match to my face from 1998. So my license was suspended unbeknownst to me bc who ever opens mail. I didn’t realize til I went to renew my registration and it was flagged.
I didn’t get it resolved for maybe 3 more months. I was probably driving dirty like 6 months in 2017.
Post by Untouchable on Aug 17, 2021 20:28:18 GMT -5
I got an international student id first year of college that required no proof that I actually was an international student. It worked all the time in Champaign IL and surprisingly most of the time in Chicago. GTs
