2022 NFL Season in Review

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 1, 2022 10:31:23 GMT -5

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Arizona Cardinals 8.5 - FTT
Atlanta Falcons 4.5 - JD
Baltimore Ravens 10.5 - Durden
Buffalo Bills 11.5 - ctz
Carolina Panthers 6.5 - Flush
Chicago Bears 6.5 - Untouchable
Cincinnati Bengals 9.5 - Philly FUPA
Cleveland Browns 8.5 - mj
Dallas Cowboys 10.5 - dong
Denver Broncos 10.5 - Flush
Detroit Lions 6.5 - Dooze
Green Bay Packers 10.5 - Complex Lit
Houston Texans 4.5 - Firstborb
Indianapolis Colts 9.5 - Bacon
Jacksonville Jaguars 6.5 - Shamgod
Kansas City Chiefs 10.5 - BSMB
Los Angeles Chargers 10.5 - Yokel
Los Angeles Rams 10.5 - IMS
Las Vegas Raiders 8.5 - Gaylord
Miami Dolphins 8.5 - Theny
Minnesota Vikings 9.5 - Whats his name, that weirdo from Minn
New England Patriots 8.5 - Wolf
New Orleans Saints 8.5 - FTT
New York Giants 7.5 - Prez
New York Jets 5.5 - bjs
Philadelphia Eagles 9.5 - 76
Pittsburgh Steelers 7.5 - N*gga Urn
San Francisco 49ers 9.5 - Mario Speedwagon
Seattle Seahawks 5.5 - Magnum
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11.5 - bosux
Tennessee Titans 9.5 - kar
Washington Commanders 7.5 - LDot

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 1, 2022 10:58:29 GMT -5

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CLEVELAND BROWNS 8.5

In January of 2021 I was as excited about the Browns and their future as I had been in a long time. They won a playoff game against the Steelers, and had the Chiefs on the ropes and should have won that game to go the AFC Chip. Less than 2 years later all of that enthusiasm is gone. The front office decided it was apparently a good idea to trade for a QB that has not played since 2020, had 24 civil sexual assault suits pending against him, give up an insane amount of draft picks including 3 first rounders to acquire him, give him the largest fully guaranteed contract in NFL history, with a suspension of unknown length facing him which turned out to be 11 games. The backup plan is Jacoby Brissett to ride out the storm and keep them close to playoff contention. Those are just football considerations and do not take into account the massive PR hit. Impossible to believe that they thought this was a good idea.

New additions: QBs Watson and Brissett, WR Amari Cooper, K Cade York

Departures: QB Baker, OBJ, Jarvis Landry, TE Austin Hooper, C J.C. Tretter

Offensive outlook: The Browns will run the ball with the deepest RB room in the league. Chubb may be the best RB in the NFL, and Kareem Hunt is still very effective. They have some young guys who are good to. As always with the Browns QB is an issue, this one a little more self-inflicted than most for them. I think Brisset is going to make people cry over Baker being gone. The WR corp does not impress beyond Cooper. Njoku, theny knows who I mean, really has to make the leap. They gave him a big contract.

Defensive outlook: If Clowney is healthy and motivated their line should be good with Garrett and whoever they plug in at the tackles. The linebackers are weak. The secondary has a ton of talent. Denzel Ward has to stay healthy.

Special teams outlook: Their kicking game has sucked ever since Phil Dawson left. They drafted a rookie out of LSU that has been impressive in camp. They let the Scottish Hammer go as punter, and the new guy has to be better. Their return game has stunk for years. Less important on kickoffs than it used to be.

Schedule:

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An easy start as the NFL may have been trying to help them out with a Watson suspension looming. I say they go 4-7 with Brissett or someone else at the helm before Watson returns.

Watson returns for the 12th game in Houston. Nice, NFL. They finish 3-3 with Watson starting for a 7-10 record. Awesome job guys. Bang the UNDER

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 1, 2022 11:53:37 GMT -5

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Pittsburgh Steelers 7.5 - N*gga Urn

Picksburgh Steelers

Their offenseive line is really bad and Coach Mike Soundbite says that they will name the starting QB "at our leisure". The choices are rookie Kenny Pickett or Mitch Trubisky from Mentor, OH.

Tomlin has never had a losing season.

at Benglas- loss (0-1)
vs Patriots - loss (0-2)
at Cleveland - loss (0-3)
vs Jets - win (1-3)
at Bills - loss (1-4)

hot seat rumors start

vs Bucs - loss (1-5)
at Dolphins - win (2-5)
at Eagles - loss (2-6)

sound off with overhyped quote

vs Saints - win (3-6)
vs Bengals - win (4-6)
at Colts - loss (4-7)
vs Falcons - win (5-7)
vs Ravens - win (6-7)
at Panthers - win (7-7)
vs Raiders - loss (7-8)
at Ravens - loss (7-9)
vs Browns - win (8-9)

NO BET

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 1, 2022 16:11:56 GMT -5

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Kansas City Chiefs 10.5 - BSMB

I think this is one of those patented Andy losing seasons. He has had a couple in his 30 years of coaching. He's fat, too.

Folks pretend that the division is good also.

Evan is predicting Denver to win the division, but he is a Russell Wilson guy.

Will the lost of that WR hurt them? no. It will not.

But looking like a down year anyway from our perspective.

9-8
UNDER

I hate the 17 game schedule. The records look so stupid.

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BSMB Members Jimmy Hat User she/her Posts: 10,645	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 8:56:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSMB on Sept 7, 2022 8:56:33 GMT -5 Um...hello? Get your reviews done. Step it up FTT and others
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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 9:13:55 GMT -5

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Sept 1, 2022 10:31:23 GMT -5 BSMB said:

Arizona Cardinals 8.5 - FTT
Atlanta Falcons 4.5 - JD
Baltimore Ravens 10.5 - Durden
Buffalo Bills 11.5 - ctz
Carolina Panthers 6.5 - Flush
Chicago Bears 6.5 - Untouchable
Cincinnati Bengals 9.5 - Philly FUPA
Cleveland Browns 8.5 - mj
Dallas Cowboys 10.5 - dong
Denver Broncos 10.5 - Flush
Detroit Lions 6.5 - Dooze
Green Bay Packers 10.5 - Complex Lit
Houston Texans 4.5 - Firstborb
Indianapolis Colts 9.5 - Bacon
Jacksonville Jaguars 6.5 - Shamgod
Kansas City Chiefs 10.5 - BSMB
Los Angeles Chargers 10.5 - Yokel
Los Angeles Rams 10.5 - IMS
Las Vegas Raiders 8.5 - Gaylord
Miami Dolphins 8.5 - Theny
Minnesota Vikings 9.5 - Whats his name, that weirdo from Minn
New England Patriots 8.5 - Wolf
New Orleans Saints 8.5 - FTT
New York Giants 7.5 - Prez
New York Jets 5.5 - bjs
Philadelphia Eagles 9.5 - 76
Pittsburgh Steelers 7.5 - N*gga Urn
San Francisco 49ers 9.5 - Mario Speedwagon
Seattle Seahawks 5.5 - Magnum
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11.5 - bosux
Tennessee Titans 9.5 - kar
Washington Commanders 7.5 - LDot

Should I be offended that there are 32 teams in the NFL and 32 registered members of this board, yet I was not assigned a team? Or should I not care? I think I’m going to not care.

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UEM Administrator Seeker Of Help Posts: 5,466 Staff Member	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 9:19:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by UEM on Sept 7, 2022 9:19:07 GMT -5 the worst part being that your review would have been the best of all of them, regardless of team
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TheWolf Administrator Hand Holder Posts: 13,642 Staff Member	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 9:21:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TheWolf on Sept 7, 2022 9:21:06 GMT -5 Sept 7, 2022 9:19:07 GMT -5 UEM said: the worst part being that your review would have been the best of all of them, regardless of team Unusual that Balls managed to fuck that up.

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 9:21:17 GMT -5

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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 9:23:50 GMT -5

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COWBOYS O/U 10.5

Offense should be worse (OL issues, no Cooper), defense should be worse (lost Randy Gregory, Diggs isn't getting 13 picks again or whatever he had last year), division should be slightly better. Finished with 12 wins last year so can only afford to lose one more game. Don't like the odds.

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Flush Members Friend of Friends Resident Math Expert Posts: 3,650	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 13:38:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flush on Sept 7, 2022 13:38:05 GMT -5 So I got the Carolina Panthers AND the Denver Broncos. I wonder why I got the Bronc...hey wait a minute... Panthers O/U 6.5 wins Bang the OVER Denver Broncos O/U 10.5 wins Give me the UNDER
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2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 7, 2022 18:04:47 GMT -5

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Sept 1, 2022 16:11:56 GMT -5 BSMB said:

Kansas City Chiefs 10.5 - BSMB

I think this is one of those patented Andy losing seasons. He has had a couple in his 30 years of coaching. He's fat, too.

Folks pretend that the division is good also.

Evan is predicting Denver to win the division, but he is a Russell Wilson guy.

Will the lost of that WR hurt them? no. It will not.

But looking like a down year anyway from our perspective.

9-8
UNDER

I hate the 17 game schedule. The records look so stupid.

Should have went with the Chiefs' heiress, bsmb:

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LDot Members Mom Humper Posts: 4,669	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 8, 2022 8:24:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LDot on Sept 8, 2022 8:24:12 GMT -5 REDSKINS Fuck this franchise sigh..... anyway, what a machine:

Iron Mike Sharpe Members Covid Karen Sharpe Caucasinx Posts: 4,324	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 8, 2022 13:08:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Iron Mike Sharpe on Sept 8, 2022 13:08:22 GMT -5 I did not realize I had an ass I this thread. I've been too busy simulating XFL mock drafts trying to figure out who the BattleHawks are going to get. So, give me the Rams OVER. <RandomWhores.jpeg>

Flush Members Friend of Friends Resident Math Expert Posts: 3,650	2022 NFL Season in Review Sept 20, 2022 10:08:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Flush on Sept 20, 2022 10:08:55 GMT -5 Big Cat's week 2 power rankings. I'd slide KC down to SB contender but otherwise not much to argue with here. LOL at the Kirk Cousins group and well done on the QB Away group.
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