Saturday-- My wife's stepfather has a massive party every year in early July. This year apparently he has built a 9 hole mini golf course in his backyard. I think the theme of each hole has something to do with what is important to him....so I guess he built it as a monument to himself? I think there will be like 40-50 people there. They are apparently serving tacos. Not sure how that stacks up on the BBQ scale. They're not religious weirdos like most of my in-laws though so at least there will be beer/will have no issue if I bring beer.
Sunday--My oldest leaves on his first week-long camping trip for Scouts. Going to a campground about 2 hours north of us. Looks pretty cool for him. Hopefully the diddling facilities are first rate. Will be weird to go back to only 2 kids for an entire week. His bedroom is the one closest to ours though so we'll be able to do some hardcore fucking while he's gone (we won't but we would theoretically be able to).
Saturday-- My wife's stepfather has a massive party every year in early July. This year apparently he has built a 9 hole mini golf course in his backyard. I think the theme of each hole has something to do with what is important to him....so I guess he built it as a monument to himself? I think there will be like 40-50 people there. They are apparently serving tacos. Not sure how that stacks up on the BBQ scale. They're not religious weirdos like most of my in-laws though so at least there will be beer/will have no issue if I bring beer.
Sunday--My oldest leaves on his first week-long camping trip for Scouts. Going to a campground about 2 hours north of us. Looks pretty cool for him. Hopefully the diddling facilities are first rate. Will be weird to go back to only 2 kids for an entire week. His bedroom is the one closest to ours though so we'll be able to do some hardcore fucking while he's gone (we won't but we would theoretically be able to).
My oldest is also going away for a week of diddle camp next week, and we too will celebrate the occasion without any hardcore fucking.
Saturday-- My wife's stepfather has a massive party every year in early July. This year apparently he has built a 9 hole mini golf course in his backyard. I think the theme of each hole has something to do with what is important to him....so I guess he built it as a monument to himself? I think there will be like 40-50 people there. They are apparently serving tacos. Not sure how that stacks up on the BBQ scale. They're not religious weirdos like most of my in-laws though so at least there will be beer/will have no issue if I bring beer.
Sunday--My oldest leaves on his first week-long camping trip for Scouts. Going to a campground about 2 hours north of us. Looks pretty cool for him. Hopefully the diddling facilities are first rate. Will be weird to go back to only 2 kids for an entire week. His bedroom is the one closest to ours though so we'll be able to do some hardcore fucking while he's gone (we won't but we would theoretically be able to).
Will you ship your wife into that bedroom for a week?
Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday? - Joy Behar
Saturday-- My wife's stepfather has a massive party every year in early July. This year apparently he has built a 9 hole mini golf course in his backyard. I think the theme of each hole has something to do with what is important to him....so I guess he built it as a monument to himself? I think there will be like 40-50 people there. They are apparently serving tacos. Not sure how that stacks up on the BBQ scale. They're not religious weirdos like most of my in-laws though so at least there will be beer/will have no issue if I bring beer.
Sunday--My oldest leaves on his first week-long camping trip for Scouts. Going to a campground about 2 hours north of us. Looks pretty cool for him. Hopefully the diddling facilities are first rate. Will be weird to go back to only 2 kids for an entire week. His bedroom is the one closest to ours though so we'll be able to do some hardcore fucking while he's gone (we won't but we would theoretically be able to).
My oldest is also going away for a week of diddle camp next week, and we too will celebrate the occasion without any hardcore fucking.
Friday night--no plans, as mentioned in the box I'll be watching women's basketball. Oldest 2 wanted to go see Ghostbusters but they REALLY want to go to a late showing so I'll take them next weekend since Iowa plays at 8:30.
Saturday-Sunday--the wife is taking the kids to meet up with her brother's family in St Louis and then they're going to stick around and head down to a totality area for the eclipse on Monday. So, I've got the house to myself, I've got some random stuff I want to do around the house (get the garage cleaned out for the spring, maybe do some yard work) but will largely be a lot of watching basketball (and Wrestlemania, of course).
