Weekend Plans? w/ your elitist judge mj3528 (and links)

Here’s the story.  Jay’s GF likes me and thinks I’m a good guy.  She was drunk.  She showed me two other friends of hers and asked if I thought they were cute and she’d set it up.  The one was a hot blond and the other was ok.  Then she gets a text and says oh “Lisa and Carrie” are coming out.  (Yes, the hot ones name is Lisa).  I say, are they hot?  She says, the one….you won’t like.  The other her description “she’s pretty thin blond with fake boobs who cheats on her husband all the time”.  There was no one at timeout on the side we were on when they got there.  Balls and I were the only guys.  The other friend started talking to balls.  This one started to talk to me.  Some of you on here wouldn’t believe this but I can be a charming mother fucker when I want.  Plus I didn’t care because she was so hot I just assumed at some point she would latch onto another dude and disappear.  Trish balls and I ubered to the Dutch.  They were stopping at jays house and then going to the Dutch.  I figured it was 50/50 they would show.  They showed.  The Dutch is bigger and crowded.  Again, I assumed she would just find some 25 year old dude and disappear so I was chill.  She stood with me the entire night and we were talking face to face for a while.  She asked me why I was single.  I said it’s because I like what I like.  She asked how long said divorced for 12 years and dated a woman 2 years ago.  She asked if I liked her friend.  I said no.  She said what’s your type.  Here’s where I took my shot, I said skinny hot blondes.  She asked me when was the last time I got F’d!  Shit was potentially on at that point.  Around midnight her friend said her 17 year old son was going to pick them up and drive them home.  Jay, god bless his soul, told Lisa he had drinks and a guest bedroom at his house if she wanted to stay.  She said she would stay.  Jays GF possibly left the bar to go out front or was kicked out.  That left me and Lisa.  We walked out together and she wrapped her arm around mine.  The sons car pulls up and it’s like a Chevy Malibu.  There was 6 of us.  His mom says it will be tight in the back, she says, I’ll just sit on Jim’s lap.  Sadly the drive is like two minutes from the bar.  We get to jays, I don’t believe this will actually happen with the friend there and the friends son.  The four of us get out the back of the car, the friend asks her something to start talking to her, Jay his gf and I start walking up to jays house.  Lisa gets back in the car and they leave.  I tell Jay I’m gonna walk home.  Did the five minute walk home.

next day I msgd jays gf and said it was fun. She said she had so much fun.  I said your friend was fun.  She said the friend had already texted her that morning and said she wanted to go out yesterday.  She said she would tell me if they are going out.  I didn’t hear back.

P.S. I can drink a ton.  I also don’t want to do anything stupid so when I start sensing that the Dutch is an option or there are women out, the beers slow down and I am fine. I’d never drive a car at that point but I’m fully aware of everything going on.

Depending on the answer, I may move to Skippack.  

This is hanging outside of almost every house 

Whyd she leave, did you bring up COVID?

The fat unattractive friend is always the enemy in that situation.  Ts.  

Perhaps if the woman was in a coma, pj would have a shot.