If there is grass on the field.....

Had our banquet last night.

I presented the Offensive Player of the Year award and opened my speech with....

"Hi, I'm Coach Johnson. I'm the face that answers your question, 'Who called that crap?'"

We have fun.

The children decided that I look like this guy

I feel like my evaluation from the coach is similar to what Greg's court-ordered therapist says about him....



Got a "needs improvement" on "is fair, understanding, tolerant, empathetic, and patient with team members, as well.

You're thinking of the other two schools, not where I am now

Tim Brewster is a clown. I remember that guy from when he was at UNC. He's nothing more than a hype guy.

Why are we discussing a college football coach in the high school football thread? PornoGil?

I believe the mj was asking Urn if he'd do a hype video like this for his play-ers. I don't think so because Urn isn't a clown.

I do not do yelly hype speeches.

I did do a nice talk the other day that made reference to babies dying, cancer, getting fired, and divorce though.

Also, my first pre-game speech at my current school invoke images of the bird Phoenix from Greek mythology.

One of the guys on the coaching staff said, "You read too much."