I would never in a million years stand in front of anyone teeing off that close.
Seriously. And definitely not an amateur.
My stepdad once told me a story of a time where he was playing with some buddies. One of them was standing parallel to a guy teeing off (facing him) and the guy hit the ball nearly straight sideways into the guy standing there, and exploded his testicle. Had to get an ambulance and all that obviously. I was scared straight after hearing that tale.
My stepdad once told me a story of a time where he was playing with some buddies. One of them was standing parallel to a guy teeing off (facing him) and the guy hit the ball nearly straight sideways into the guy standing there, and exploded his testicle. Had to get an ambulance and all that obviously. I was scared straight after hearing that tale.
you never stood in that close sight line at a pga event? The pros aren’t going to cap you
My stepdad once told me a story of a time where he was playing with some buddies. One of them was standing parallel to a guy teeing off (facing him) and the guy hit the ball nearly straight sideways into the guy standing there, and exploded his testicle. Had to get an ambulance and all that obviously. I was scared straight after hearing that tale.
you never stood in that close sight line at a pga event? The pros aren’t going to cap you
you never stood in that close sight line at a pga event? The pros aren’t going to cap you
Nah man. They mess up too.
I had a friend who was golfing with his wife. He was teeing off on a par 4 and there were slightly raised railroad ties about 25 yards in front of the tees. He drilled them and it ricocheted straight back slicing open his penis at the tip. Same result, blood everywhere and to the hospital. They had taken the day off and it was their anniversary
I had a friend who was golfing with his wife. He was teeing off on a par 4 and there were slightly raised railroad ties about 25 yards in front of the tees. He drilled them and it ricocheted straight back slicing open his penis at the tip. Same result, blood everywhere and to the hospital. They had taken the day off and it was their anniversary
Lucky guy. He didn’t even have to fuck his wife on their anniversary.
Also “on a par 4” made me laugh way more than it has any right to.
