I watched this last night, and commented on it on Twitter IIRC. My initial reaction, of course, is that this woman is a crazy person and the cop is a goddamn saint for putting up with her. But the skeptic in me is now questioning the authenticity. I’m not sure a person can be THAT over the top with this nonsense and actually believe what they’re saying. The whole thing feels like a bad comedy sketch.
To quote Balls———hey Kite can you do a coupla minutes on that?
i have a set. it's not funny, mostly just me bitching about the hoops i've jumped through this week, but we'll do it anyway.
We have teacher appreciation WEEK. Here is the order of events:
Monday: buy your primary teacher flowers Tuesday: buy your primary teacher a card (heavily insinuated that a gift card should be included) Wednesday: buy your secondary teachers gifts Thursday: buy your teacher a gift from their "favorite store" Friday: buy your teacher some school supplies for the class (holy shit, a useful suggestion)
The Wednesday one was made worse because my goddamn kid can't even remember the gym teacher or music teacher's names. So the wife trundles off to Target to buy them some random shit they'll throw away, brings it back for me to FUCKING WRAP like it's Christmas. While she was out she also had me supervise the boy while he made a homemade card for 3 teachers. As you know, it is easy to keep an 8 year old on task after a full day of school and after school care when all they really want to do is watch fortnite videos on youtube, so that went pretty great and we definitely did not throw 30 sheets of wasted construction paper in the garbage.
Anyway, the moral of the story is "goddamn white women, amirite"
how are you supposed to know a teacher's favorite store? also, everything about that just irritated me
i also can't tell if buying your teacher flowers is sexist assuming they're women or if i'm stuck in traditional gender roles thinking a guy wouldn't give 2 shits about flowers
also, if 20+ kids bring in flowers, the fuck the teacher gonna do with them all? what a waste of money
how are you supposed to know a teacher's favorite store? also, everything about that just irritated me
i also can't tell if buying your teacher flowers is sexist assuming they're women or if i'm stuck in traditional gender roles thinking a guy wouldn't give 2 shits about flowers
also, if 20+ kids bring in flowers, the fuck the teacher gonna do with them all? what a waste of money
OH BUDDY, let me tell you how we know their favorite stores. They each filled out a goddamn worksheet telling us all the things they want, like a kid writing to Santa.
yes, i assume on monday the rooms looked like Vera Farmiga's place in the Departed
how are you supposed to know a teacher's favorite store? also, everything about that just irritated me
i also can't tell if buying your teacher flowers is sexist assuming they're women or if i'm stuck in traditional gender roles thinking a guy wouldn't give 2 shits about flowers
also, if 20+ kids bring in flowers, the fuck the teacher gonna do with them all? what a waste of money
OH BUDDY, let me tell you how we know their favorite stores. They each filled out a goddamn worksheet telling us all the things they want, like a kid writing to Santa.
yes, i assume on monday the rooms looked like Vera Farmiga's place in the Departed
how are you supposed to know a teacher's favorite store? also, everything about that just irritated me
i also can't tell if buying your teacher flowers is sexist assuming they're women or if i'm stuck in traditional gender roles thinking a guy wouldn't give 2 shits about flowers
also, if 20+ kids bring in flowers, the fuck the teacher gonna do with them all? what a waste of money
OH BUDDY, let me tell you how we know their favorite stores. They each filled out a goddamn worksheet telling us all the things they want, like a kid writing to Santa.
yes, i assume on monday the rooms looked like Vera Farmiga's place in the Departed
Wait, how many teachers do you have to buy all of this shit for?
OH BUDDY, let me tell you how we know their favorite stores. They each filled out a goddamn worksheet telling us all the things they want, like a kid writing to Santa.
yes, i assume on monday the rooms looked like Vera Farmiga's place in the Departed
Wait, how many teachers do you have to buy all of this shit for?
the main teacher and the "special area" teachers that he visits this week. He has a total of 5 special area teachers (gym, music, drama, computers, art) but only visits 2 per week, so we bought 3 teachers gifts this week.
