Post by UEM on Dec 14, 2022 8:44:22 GMT -5
My daughter complained last night at practice that her deodorant was burning underneath her arms. I asked her what brand. She said “Secret”.
I said “Well, it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman”.
One of the lesbians on the team found that slogan (which I explained was from an 80s commercial) TO BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN
She wasn’t joking.
And this is reason 10,000,000 why we are all fucked
Daughter: My underarm is burning
Father: What type of deodorent did you use?
Daughter: Secret
Father: You can tell me
Daughter: What?
Father: I'm trying to help. Tell me what deodorent you put on.
Daughter: It's Secret
Father: I'M TRYING TO HELP, SO TELL ME
Daughter: I did tell you, it's Secret
Father: YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR ^%$* MOTHER, 100 PUSH UPS. NOW.
I guess it could have gone worse.
