Wolf's girlfriend, Bridget Phetasy

She'd be so much fun to date for two months.

I don't think it would be fun for that long, but I agree insofar as wanting to sex her

I don't know who gretchen is outside of a kite nickname

Gretchen is @bubola on Twitter.  She has giant tits.  She's better looking than Bridget IMO.  Bridget makes more "content" while Gretchen does nothing besides tweet that I'm aware of, so I guess I like Bridget more based on "otherwise".  They're both fun follows who often tweet too much.

the most sensual of the pastas

This is so great from that article.

“ There’s nothing more un-American than contesting an election — especially from someone who stole the election in 2016. But don’t worry! He’ll have an orange jumpsuit to match his hair soon enough. All his enablers and supporters have been put on a list. We are appealing to Big Tech to work with us in silencing anyone who spreads this hateful propaganda. We hope to win the Senate majority so we can pack the courts, disarm the population and abolish the Electoral College. The threat of authoritarianism is too great and we must consolidate power so this never happens again.”

That was awesome.