the Road to Bankruptcy (sports betting)

TY.  I didn't realize you had run out of moms to hump.

CBS Sunday Morning did a piece on sports betting. Highlights: a guy in a Ric Flair hoodie and Brent. 

Little Opening Day parlay

Cubs over Pirates ML
Padres over Dbacks ML
Dodgers over Rockies ML
Indians over Tigers ML

10.84 to win 40

I think the Cubs game is supposed to be in like the low 30s.

You could always paypal your podcast co-host and he'll wager some dollars for you

asshole red sox cancelling their game AFTER i put them in 2 parlays and rather than let me sub in another team, just leaves the rest of the parlay with lower odds, booooooo, boooooooooooooo

FanDuel offered a free $10 return on a three-play same-game parlay up to $10 on any baseball games today.

Therefore, your boy put down $10 on this....

Jose Ramirez to record a hit +
Aaron Civale strikeouts over 5.5 +
Indians -1.5 to win

Top of the first, Ramirez ropes a single to left
Bottom of the seventh, Civale strikes out the final guy he faces for his SIXTH K
#TPT scores seven in the final three innings to overcome a 3-2 deficit and win 9-3

I cash at +461 for a cool 46.08 victory.

Also had the Indians moneyline