Survivor

What do we think of Probst? He is a friend of the court.

Episode 1 thoughts:

Brad - I wanted to root for him because of his 80's afro commitment to looking like he played in Night Ranger but he seems completely inept at playing the game. He told two people to their face that they are on the chopping block and they were seemingly in his alliance. He survived by the grace of god.

Danny (NFL player) - Solid threat thus far

David (neurosurgeon) - Will be voted out because his vibe is that he is smarter than everyone and he will annoy people with that, especially those in his alliance

Evvie (queer) - Is she going to cry every episode?

Jarius (college kid) - Maybe he's just a positive dude, I dunno. But man, he comes across way too phony. And not in the good Seinfeld way.

Naseer (barely speak English guy) - He's a try too hard type

Ricard (stop saying "guys" guy) - He's exactly what we thought that he would be

Xander - Is he naïve and truthful and innocent? Maybe. Or does he sound like a dumb surfer not at all aware of what happens around him? I guess we find out.

Projected Final Four:

Ricard
Danny
Evvie
Erika (as the chump who everyone knows will not get a vote)


Non-factors - Deshawn, Erika, Genie (literally said, "I don't want to vote anyone out". Jesus, do you not understand the game, at all?!?!), Heather, Liana, Shantel (listen, pastors can be real people too but talking about "cutting people's throats"?!? Yikes), Sydney, Tiffany

extra, unaired footage of the "guys" question confrontation

Jesus Christ, Brad. How many advantages do you need before you survive? My gosh he was bad.

Liana is way too emotional and is way too focused on making a "big play". No need for anything huge until the merge, have you seen the show before?

JD is the worst "superfan" player of all time. When he tried to finger roll the sandbags, I howled.

Shan is overplaying her hand and will get busted up when the tribe merges or reorders.

Current Projections:

Danny
Deshawn
Evvie
Ricard

Season is moving along pretty well.

Erika is crazy if she doesn't flip the script. You're already on the bottom, don't worry about making the winning group angry

Yeah, making the fake idol was a great move. They better go after him or he can make a run.

Liana is making a lot of moves but she's not doing a good job of being secret about any of it. That alliance is on thin ice.

Xander just sits there with his idol avoiding ANYONE talking about him. It's amazing.

Shan: "Deshawn is out there trying to get you voted out"

Deshawn helps vote her out.

Shan: "YOU SNAKE!!!!!"

One of the problems with players of late is that everyone talks about making a BIG MOVE because that is what it takes to win, but they don't have the patience to wait it out. These dopes try making big moves with 10-12 people still in the game.