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All right, the arm wrestling makes a little more sense now.

These recaps continue to be fascinating for nobody but mj

SOTSG famous balls came out Saturday night to world famous timeout. How did it go? Let’s see.

I got there at 530. I had a pulled pork quesadilla and began drinking coors lights.

Around 630 my ex wife brought my daughter in, she’s filling out an application to be a hostess there. My daughter, not the ex wife.

I watched the Union lose on penalty kicks.

Wally was working behind the bar. Asked me if anyone else was showing up with me. I said, my grumpy friend. He knew what I meant.

Balls said he would be there at 7. That was a lie. He got there right before 8.

He was somewhat happy that out of the 7 TVs, one had Clemson/ND on and the other had Alabama/LSU.

Balls was drinking lagunitas IPAs.

I immediately buried the decision to pull wheeler for Alvarado.

Next to us on Balls right was two couples in their 50s. The dudes were cool. Balls told the wife she looked like Mary steenburgen. He was actually correct.

To my left were two younger couples. The one dude looked like the bald member of ECWs pitbulls from the mid 90s. Both women were hot. Luckily there was no incidents.

Behind us for a moment were 3 younger black girls. When they took a selfie both myself and the bartender independently told Balls he should get in a picture with them.

As the Phillies game was winding down, Balls made the decision to switch to a double of Jim Beam.

I called an Uber and asked balls if he wanted to just go home or to another bar. He chose the latter. We went to the Dutch tavern which was sorta dead. There was a 50ish year old woman who sat next to me. I had less than zero interest in talking to her much to balls chagrin. I told him I was going to go to the bathroom and he should switch seats with me. He did talk to the woman but I don’t think it went anywhere. I had two beers there, called another Uber and we went home.

I took balls to get his car the next morning.

You think that's enough for mj? Not so fast my friend.

I did like that the ND and Bama games were on, yes.

I didnt eat anything, I dont believe.

I had planned on ordering mozz sticks but then i forgot.