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like Dallas or The Tonight Show?

Saturday 5/22/21, Skippack, PA

- I was summoned to PJs house by 2 PM. I arrived at 247 PM.
- We walked to Timeout. timeoutskippack.com/
- We met his friend CR there. CR was dining on wings, PJ got fries, i had some of his fries. CR was drinking Ultras like a Local H, PJ did Coors, I did Miller Lites bc I didnt want to BO early.
- We probably were there for 2 hours and then we walked to Cabana Bar, www.facebook.com/cabanabarskippack/
- PJ knew a n-word there, we hung out with him, and then this other guy whos dunce is leaving him showed up.
- I alternated between IPAs and Millers, and i think did one shot of a bourb. I got loaded cheese fries. No one had any fries but me.
- Tricia arrived with her very hot blonde friend with fake tits. I didnt really talk to her bc she was flanked by the other 2 aforementioned guys, the divorcing one was obsessed with her from what I could tell. 
- Also there was the girl who's buttocks i grabbed and got an uber with a year or 2 ago. She either didnt remember or just didnt care bc she was quite friendly and hammered. She was wearing a tank top and she kept flexing and making me and CR feel her biceps. She was super impressed with her muscles. Me and CR said to each other later, "WTF is she talking about, shes kinda flabby and no muscle at all". She was great, she kept saying how other girls try to get in shape like her and cant. Deranged! She did the shot of bourbon with us and ran to throw up immediately. 
- She wanted us all to go back to her house to keep drinking, we didnt, and they left at like 8 i guess.
- Her completely loaded sister in law was there and i think would have effed me or CR (probably CR). She was horned up and BO IMO. She was i think 47.
- We left around 9 i think bc we were drunk. 
- CR did get 2 phone numbers of girls at the bar (one was hot one was OK). He texted them each later to no response so he thinks fake numbers.
- I dont think i did anything that retarded. But who knows. 

Maybe PJ can effort a pic of Trish's friend

tinyurl.com/j4fy6hyz

T bangs everything walking is the update

Not an option. She can get any guy she wants.

Is that Tricia next to her?  

I like her boobies.