I have this seller of mine that calls and texts multiple times a day for updates. Old lady, lives alone, I get that she has nothing going on but man.... anyways I finally cracked and kind of yelled at her on the phone to stop doing this. I feel bad now. But it had to be done. Plus she’s in a big hurry to sell this place but has no plan of where to go once it’s sold. Just a nightmare.
My neighbor is an 80 year old widow. I go over there every once in a while to change her smoke detector batteries, AC filters, etc. She called yesterday because her grandson "broke her tv with Alexa" and she couldn't get cable to come back on. So i head over on my lunch break and find that he just switched to HDMI2, i flipped it back to HDMI1 and voila, home shopping network pops right back up. Problem solved, neighborly duty fulfilled, I take my son to a doctor's appointment. On the way there she calls to tell me that the channels will not change. Giving an old lady instructions on how to find the "cable" button on a universal remote is surprisingly difficult but glory to god we made it through and she can now watch HSN2 as well.
I have this seller of mine that calls and texts multiple times a day for updates. Old lady, lives alone, I get that she has nothing going on but man.... anyways I finally cracked and kind of yelled at her on the phone to stop doing this. I feel bad now. But it had to be done. Plus she’s in a big hurry to sell this place but has no plan of where to go once it’s sold. Just a nightmare.
My neighbor is an 80 year old widow. I go over there every once in a while to change her smoke detector batteries, AC filters, etc. She called yesterday because her grandson "broke her tv with Alexa" and she couldn't get cable to come back on. So i head over on my lunch break and find that he just switched to HDMI2, i flipped it back to HDMI1 and voila, home shopping network pops right back up. Problem solved, neighborly duty fulfilled, I take my son to a doctor's appointment. On the way there she calls to tell me that the channels will not change. Giving an old lady instructions on how to find the "cable" button on a universal remote is surprisingly difficult but glory to god we made it through and she can now watch HSN2 as well.
sexy yokel is playing the long game: seduce the wealthy widow and screw the kids out of the inheritance!
My neighbor is an 80 year old widow. I go over there every once in a while to change her smoke detector batteries, AC filters, etc. She called yesterday because her grandson "broke her tv with Alexa" and she couldn't get cable to come back on. So i head over on my lunch break and find that he just switched to HDMI2, i flipped it back to HDMI1 and voila, home shopping network pops right back up. Problem solved, neighborly duty fulfilled, I take my son to a doctor's appointment. On the way there she calls to tell me that the channels will not change. Giving an old lady instructions on how to find the "cable" button on a universal remote is surprisingly difficult but glory to god we made it through and she can now watch HSN2 as well.
sexy yokel is playing the long game: seduce the wealthy widow and screw the kids out of the inheritance!
"wait, i can screw the wealthy widow AND the kids?" /sexy, rapey yokel voice
Post by Iron Mike Sharpe on Feb 10, 2021 21:01:22 GMT -5
Get a phone call from my mom around 5:30 tonight. Apparently she fell and cannot get up. I have to drive the hour out there to unlock her doors so 911 doesn't have to break in.
I get out there and finally figure out which of the two keys open both her doors. She's in the living room sitting on the floor and can't get up. I can't get her up by myself. She calls 911 and the three of us get her up.
Apparently she was sitting in her new leather recliner and bent over to adjust her blanket and slid right off it and couldn't get up. She is 75 and massive.
Apparently this all happened at 10:30 in the fucking morning. My brother called her at 11 to talk and she never called him back and did not call me until 7 fucking hours later.
As of now, she refuses to even discuss what her plans are going forward. When we picked her up her legs and feat each looked like 100lbs of meat stuffed into a 50 pound bag.
Get a phone call from my mom around 5:30 tonight. Apparently she fell and cannot get up. I have to drive the hour out there to unlock her doors so 911 doesn't have to break in.
I get out there and finally figure out which of the two keys open both her doors. She's in the living room sitting on the floor and can't get up. I can't get her up by myself. She calls 911 and the three of us get her up.
Apparently she was sitting in her new leather recliner and bent over to adjust her blanket and slid right off it and couldn't get up. She is 75 and massive.
Apparently this all happened at 10:30 in the fucking morning. My brother called her at 11 to talk and she never called him back and did not call me until 7 fucking hours later.
As of now, she refuses to even discuss what her plans are going forward. When we picked her up her legs and feat each looked like 100lbs of meat stuffed into a 50 pound bag.
Post by Iron Mike Sharpe on Feb 11, 2021 0:37:27 GMT -5
Both her cell phone and house phone were sitting on the end table right next to her recliner. She claims she couldn't get to them until 5PM.
My brother is going to call her tomorrow. But she doesn't want him to jump all over her like I did. Which I didn't. I simply asked her what her plans are. Because things aren't going to work out if she is unable to get up if she falls and can't reach the phone.
She refuses to discuss living somewhere with old people who don't have anything to talk about.
She hasn't been able to visit my brother in KC for the last 3 years because the bedrooms are upstairs and she can't climb stairs anymore. She can't even go to her sisters house because she can't walk up the three steps.
