So I was in a courthouse today, it's an older courthouse so it's not laid out as logically as some of the newer ones, and frankly is much too small for the county that it is in. 3 floors, you enter on floor 1, and there are only bathrooms on floor 1 and floor 3. Floor 3's is not in an ideal spot because it's directly across the hall from where the court attendants sit, so they'll absolutely notice you if you go in there for longer than to piss, and it has no stalls, so 1 person in there at a time. As a result, the one of Floor 1 is basically the only one in which you can take a shit without people automatically noticing that you're clearly taking a shit. It is right off the hall after you go through security, so even it is not in a secluded spot at all. No vents/fans etc.
So I'm heading there from a different county, and my stomach is rumbling pretty badly on the drive down. I'm about 15 minutes early for court so I've got a moment to stop and drop, and even though my hearing is up on 3, I can use the facilities on 1. I go in there, start doing my business, pretty awful stuff, when I hear a woman in the hallway say to security very loudly "Mmmmm, it smells like coffee down here today!!"
I had a good laugh. It must assuredly did not smell like coffee.
What's the deal with dudes that drop their pants at urinals?
Finsisted dinner. Went to restroom afterwards. Old dude pissing with his ass hanging out.
Ain't no one want to see that.
Is finsisted some shoutbox slang no one ever heard of? It feels like a good word, even though it's not a word.
It actually feels like the sniglet for pulling your pants all the way down to piss at a urinal. "I walked into the men's room, and this old dude was pinsisting at the urinal."
Post by bigjohnstudd on Jun 12, 2021 14:21:50 GMT -5
When you're on the slip 'n slide After too much Astroglide...
Citing a person with knowledge of production, The Wrap - who first published news of the shutdown - reported that "up to 40 crew members fell violently ill," experiencing an outbreak of "awful explosive diarrhea" - some "collapsing" and "being forced to run into port-o-potties."
Even if you're too dumb to get on Price is Right, there still might be a game show for you.
Tweet of the year, this guy.
Last Edit: Jun 12, 2021 14:23:42 GMT -5 by bigjohnstudd
